Gary Johnson Outta Bush's Best Baked Beans
No Beans???
Oh no! Gary Forgot that He Ran for President Again...
In a shocking turn of events this weekend, Gary phoned some of his associates to discuss his "new plan". As he began to explain his idea...
Whatever America, It's Not Like Gary Even Wanted the Presidency...
After striking claims regarding Gary's "pathetic loss", we've been forced to speak up. Newsflash, voters. Gary didn't actually want to...
Come On America! It's Time to Take a Stand Against the War on New Years!
I am shocked and disappointed to see this country becoming a cesspool of "Political Correctness" and "Multiculturalism". Where have the...
Thought Provoking: Are Turtles with Us in the Fight Against the Globalist?
While feeding his local sheep waffles on Saturday, Gary Johnson made a major announcement. Standing atop the largest sheep he told our...
Sad: Gary Johnson Unable to Make Any More Bad "Last Year" Jokes
In a turn of events that would make even the most brawny Army Veterans break into tears, Gary Johnson has run out bad "last year jokes."...
Happy New Year From the Editors
We here at Tax Free Sheep News would like to wish all our esteemed readers a Happy New Year. Rest assured, we will have our eyes open for...
