Gary: State of the Union Address Needs "At Least One Snack Break"

As many are aware, D.J. Trump delivered his first State of the Union Address last night, January 30th, 2018. This address is required by the U.S. Constitution, but there really are few guidelines beyond the basic idea that the president needs to talk about the how things are going in the country. Last night the speech lasted over an hour and twenty minutes. That's 80 minutes. That's 4800 seconds. Straight. That's a lot of talking!

As Gary was watching the address from his favorite Waffle House table, he got to brainstorming on how the speech could be improved. Clearly, he described, the speech needs "at least one snack break" for the audience and the speaker. "Grab some waffles, maybe some cracker jacks, a quick glass of chocolate milk and you are back in the game."

Obviously this is a brilliant move, yet another reason we need a president like Gary.