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Is Gary Johnson the Muffin Man?


On Sunday hundreds of residents of Spokane Washington reported finding muffins in their mailboxes. After a ten minute Bing search our reporters uncovered a shocking and exhilarating fact. Gary Johnson is the Muffin Man.

"So you have uncovered my secret... Well it is true, I am the Muffin Man. I hate the evil and vile Federal Post Office, so I leave muffins in mailboxes."

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