Infuriating: Here's How Teenage Graffiti Artists Ruined Gary's Shot at the Presidency

In yet another instance of a rigged system, Gary and other visionaries are being attacked by the lying corporate media. Only this time it's not tv ads or basic economics against Gary, but something far more sinister: teenagers with spray paint. Late last night in the quiet suburb of Detroit, Michigan, mailboxes and buildings were found covered in hateful messages like "Taxation ISN'T theft" and "We need roads, you jackasses". This is exactly the kind of hate-mongering rhetoric that turned the voters against Gary, and ultimately cost him his chance to fix this mess of a nation. "Honestly I just wanted those idiots to stop screaming about how the post office is evil", claimed one of the teens caught. Even if he is telling the truth (which is unlikely), his apparent claims that the post office is not inherently evil is blatantly false. The very fact that it is a federal institution is enough evidence for this author to prove the post office guilty.