Jake Tapper Sounding the Alarm on Gary and Meat Pie

Jake Tapper's wildly popular cable news show entitled The Lead with Jake Tapper has been sounding the alarm on explosive claims that Gary Johnson is actually a meat pie. Tapper, a rabid anti-Garyer, was quoted as saying "I just can't believe that he's not actually human and people still voted for him." Tapper, to his credit, was referring to a piece that originally appeared here on Tax Free Sheep that uncovered explosive claims that Gary Johnson is actually a meat pie. The Sheep's very own Brock Schmitz thanked Tapper for "having the courage to discuss this difficult subject in the establishment press." Tapper fears that discrimination may occur against people like Gary--being that there are many (Tax Free Sheep will be revealing these names in the coming weeks). To prevent bigoted backlash from occurring, Tapper stood tall against those who discriminate against meat pie saying "I for one am committed to stopping this bipartisan barage of anti-Gary, anti-meatloaf hatred." Tax Free Sheep will be updating you as we receive new updates.