Gary: Our Savior From The Lizard People?

Now, those of us that are enlightened understand that the election was rigged against Gary. But it may be less well known that the lizard people have infected our government. You may do further research if you're interested, however I will save you some time by just telling you what has been advertised by the always correct internet for years. Gary knew about this, and pledged himself to save us from the threat to our very way of life. The lizard people, with their advanced technology, discovered Gary's plan to save the human race, and obviously rigged the election to eliminate Gary's chance of winning, instead favoring candidates that would be in accordance with the agenda of the lizard people. A real shame.