Swanson: Hate Crime Charges Needed for Gary Johnson Haters

Gary Johnson was recently quoted as saying, "I felt like a deer during hunting season."

Johnson's yelp from the abyss likely comes from anonymous FBI sources retrieved from the hard-hitting investigative unit of Tax Free Sheep.

Pro-democracy anti-Gary activists should be charged with hate crimes for victimizing Gary.

More anonymous sources tell us that these so-called activists feathered Gary's New Mexico Residence--a hot-spot for Marijuana activists.

These hate crimes cannot go unanswered.

Fight back!