Shocking New Evidence: Increased Libertarian Voter Turnout May Have Been Able to Help Gary Win
- Brock Schmitz
- Nov 4, 2017
- 1 min read

In an incredible new discovery, some experts believe that Gary could have won the election, had more Libertarian voters come out to vote. "We have significant evidence pointing to the idea that Gary could've won the election, provided some key factors had changed.", explained Dr. Flengman Borts, Ph.D, "Firstly, Mr. Johnson would've needed to have more people show up on voting day. Secondly, he would also need to make sure that less people had chosen to vote for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. Both of these requirements would need to be met for Gary to win, but even then it would be an uphill battle." If true, this might very well have changed the course of history, electing the first (and arguably best), Libertarian president in recent history. While strange, the idea of "more votes = better odds" is hardly new. This bizarre method dates back to the 1700's wherein elections were mainly decided by the number of votes cast towards a given candidate, as well as the jousting process we're all familiar with.
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