Gary And Jeb Won't Stop Watching Sherlock Gnomes
- Matt Boston
- Apr 2, 2018
- 1 min read
A week after they were reported missing by their moms, Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush have been found. It turns out our boys were not captured by the Globalists and taken to a FEMA Camp. Thankfully those two goofballs were just watching the hot new movie Sherlock Gnomes non-stop.
"We just can't stop watching it" exclaimed a popcorn guzzling Jeb, "It is the best movie ever!"
"This movie has changed my life!" Gary shouted causing a soccer mom to yell at him.
Gary and Jeb have no plans to stop watching Sherlock Gnomes anytime so. For more hard hitting journalism visit taxfreesheep.com
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