Is Jeb Bush Sick with a Case of the Commies?
Warning this article contains very disturbing content. Viewer discretion is advised. On Monday April 3rd, 2018 Gary Johnson made a...
Gary And Jeb Won't Stop Watching Sherlock Gnomes
A week after they were reported missing by their moms, Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush have been found. It turns out our boys were not captured...
Gary and Jeb's Plan to Dig to China: "We're Gonna Bring Free Trade to the Whole World!&
Yesterday afternoon, during their post-lunch recess, Gary and Jeb were already hard at work on their latest venture: digging to China....
Gary Johnson Wrote a Sonnet for Jeb Bush
Oh Jeb Oh Jeb your sanguine smile is light. Your bona fide heart warms the people’s soul. With comely grey hair that shimmers so bright....
Gary and Jeb are Investing in Studs
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush are shaking up the crypto market. These titans of industry are introducing their own crypto... Lego studs. They...
Gary and Jeb Love Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush love to eat Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks. On average Gary and Jeb buy around 30 boxes of Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks a...
Gary and Jeb Trade Pogs
World-renowned besties Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush love trading Pogs. Their favorite trading spot is right outside a local kindergarten....
Gary and Jeb had a Sleepover
On Saturday Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush had a sleepover at Gary's mom's house. "We've been planning this ever since the election" Jeb said...
