A Concerning Trend: Gary's Fake Heart Attacks Down 26% Since Election Day
Bad news America, according to recent figures, Gary's been having fewer fake cardiac arrests than ever. Some doctors speculate that this...
Gary and Jeb are Sieging a Bass Pro Shop
The sounds of trebuchets (the superior siege weapon) echoed all around a local Bass Pro Shop. Outside the store around 28 LARPers and 3...
Gary and Jeb are Investing in Studs
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush are shaking up the crypto market. These titans of industry are introducing their own crypto... Lego studs. They...
Gary Pledges to Fix Unemployment Among 6-12 Year Olds
Finally, someone is here to speak out against the real issues. In an impromptu speech while waiting in line for a Cinnabon, Gary made a...
Gary and Jeb Love Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush love to eat Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks. On average Gary and Jeb buy around 30 boxes of Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks a...
Gray's Wild Day
Gary Johnson woke up and begins to start his morning routine. He starts off by calling his bestie Jeb Bush using his phone. Gary keeps...
Gary and Jeb had a Sleepover
On Saturday Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush had a sleepover at Gary's mom's house. "We've been planning this ever since the election" Jeb said...
Oh Shoot Gary is Stuck in Minecraft
While savoring the crisp, cool taste of Mr. Pibb an unexpected accident happen. Gary spilled some Mr. Pibb on his Acer laptop. The...
Gary Burned the Pancakes...
Not again... #Pancakes #Gary #GaryJohnson #Johnson #food
Oh no! Gary Forgot that He Ran for President Again...
In a shocking turn of events this weekend, Gary phoned some of his associates to discuss his "new plan". As he began to explain his idea...
