A Concerning Trend: Gary's Fake Heart Attacks Down 26% Since Election Day
Bad news America, according to recent figures, Gary's been having fewer fake cardiac arrests than ever. Some doctors speculate that this is the start of a downward spiral, and we may be seeing the beginning of the end for Gary's impromptu heart attacks.
"If he keeps going the way he's headed, we may not be able to expect him to be faking any heart attacks by 2020." Warns Jamboriah Clevenston, famed heart attack faker and cardiology expert
