Gray's Wild Day
Gary Johnson woke up and begins to start his morning routine. He starts off by calling his bestie Jeb Bush using his phone. Gary keeps the conversation short incase the Federal Bureau of Investigation is recording his phone call. The FBI is allowed to do this is they have a warrant. Then Gary shreds his tax form. There is no way in hell the Internal Revenue Service will receive a single penny of Gary’s hard earned money. The IRS is incharge of collecting taxes. Following this Gary fills several letters with flour and mails them to several US politicians. Don’t worry Gary made sure to use FedEx. This will allow him to avoid the United States Postal Service who sort, handle, and deliver the mail. His letters get him placed on a terror watch list in the Department of Homeland Security and the Central Intelligence Agency. Both these agencies focus on the defense and protecting the country from threats foreign and domestic. At the his mailbox Gary finds a check from the Social Security Department; Gary instantly shreds the check since he doesn’t need his government retirement handouts. Back inside Gary starts printing of hundreds of copies of The Very Hungry Caterpillar to sell at his local book fair. This violates copyright laws that the United States Patent and Trademark Office. At the book fair sells his books. Every dollar he makes is burned. This will surely upset the Federal Reserve System and the Department of Treasury. Both of of these agencies deal with issuing, setting the worth of, and printing money. After the book fair Gary sneaks into his local National Park. He begins to cut down several trees and fish for bass illegally. His actions violates regulations of National Park Service, Forest Service, and the Fish and Wildlife Service. These agencies regulate, manage, protect, run, establish, and maintain national parks and other nature stuff. Following that escapade Gary meets up with his boy Elon to build some rocket ships. Their goal is to beat NASA to Mars. NASA is incharge of the USA’s space program. The rocket ship factory purposely violates regulations set by Occupational Safety and Health Administration who regulate things like workers’ safety in a workplace. Gary and Elon also violate the Department of Labor’s rules on hiring employees. The factory dumps hundreds of gallons of crude oil into a local lake. These actions violate laws and rule set by the Environmental Protection Agency.
