Oh no! Gary Forgot that He Ran for President Again...
In a shocking turn of events this weekend, Gary phoned some of his associates to discuss his "new plan". As he began to explain his idea to the group, it became quickly apparent that he had no knowledge of his former campaign, describing the idea of running as "exciting and something new".
"We're very concerned for his health." stated one of his caretakers. "Last week we found him drowning in the tub, and honestly I thought he was done for. He wasn't even moving."
No one in the room had the heart to tell Gary that he had already tried running, and lost. "He was just so excited. We weren't gonna be the ones to crush his dreams."
