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Gary Johnson Wrote a Sonnet for Jeb Bush

Oh Jeb

Oh Jeb your sanguine smile is light.

Your bona fide heart warms the people’s soul.

With comely grey hair that shimmers so bright.

Your love is more massive than a fish shoal.

Your face exhibits a vacuous look,

However your face hides the grandest mind.

Since you lost to an orange, crass, gaunche crook,

We now suffer ennui in our dark bind.

Though you failed to get a surfeit of votes,

You are the true candidate of my heart.

Your eyes are that of a weird jejune goat,

Yet your eyes hide the wisdom of mozart.

Sadly Barbara loves George more than you

Woe to you, her love is always untrue.

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