Revolutionizing the Industry: Gary's plan for privatized garbage disposal
In a quiet suburb of Bennington, Vermont, homeowners were surprised and disturbed when they heard a man yelling in the street while...
Marketing Win! Major Retailer Begins Carrying Gary T-Shirts After We Left Them There And Didn't
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Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush Were Arrested at Local Town Hall Meeting
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush were both arrested on Tuesday night at a local town hall meeting. Witnesses claim both men entered the meeting...
Gary Johnson Doesn't believe in Geese
While holding and being surrounded by geese Gary Johnson made a bold statement. "Geese aren't real" Gary said while holding a goose....
Is Jeb Bush Sick with a Case of the Commies?
Warning this article contains very disturbing content. Viewer discretion is advised. On Monday April 3rd, 2018 Gary Johnson made a...
Fighting Back: This Man is Making Counterfeit Stamps to Protest the Post Office
In an unassuming house in a not-that-sketchy neighborhood, Brendo Teebles laid out his plot to bring down one of the longest standing...
Gary And Jeb Won't Stop Watching Sherlock Gnomes
A week after they were reported missing by their moms, Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush have been found. It turns out our boys were not captured...
Gary and Jeb's Plan to Dig to China: "We're Gonna Bring Free Trade to the Whole World!&
Yesterday afternoon, during their post-lunch recess, Gary and Jeb were already hard at work on their latest venture: digging to China....
