Gary and Jeb's Plan to Dig to China: "We're Gonna Bring Free Trade to the Whole World!&
Yesterday afternoon, during their post-lunch recess, Gary and Jeb were already hard at work on their latest venture: digging to China.
This is huge, guys.
Armed with nothing but plastic shovels and their wits, the two began their expedition as soon as the recess bell rang.
"See cuz this way, you don't even need to walk to get to China! You just jump in the hole and you get there super fast!" Explained Jeb, excitedly gesturing with his hands.
Gary gave us the scoop on the project's rocky start: "My mom said we can't dig in the backyard anymore because she's planting a vegetable garden, so we're doing it at school instead. Jeb says his dad even has a real shovel we might be able to use!"
