Sewage: The Latest Assailant on Our Freedoms
It's time to get scared people. If recent leaks are to be trusted, we may be facing the single greatest threat to our personal...
Local Man Forgets to Refuse to File His Taxes
On Wednesday, April 24th, Prembley Wintles was having an otherwise uneventful day. His lawn was mowed, his kids were at school, and he...
Apparently You Still Have to Pay Taxes Even if You Don't Believe in Them
This is bullshit, the IRS is auditing me over "tax fraud". The Libtard Globalists at the IRS claim that you have to pay taxes even if you...
Breakthrough: Area Man Deciphers "Texas" Just an Anagram for "Taxes"
Holy shit guys, this is insane. Last weekend, Chumb McGrumb, a longtime local of Nampa, Idaho, made a bold discovery that has Washington...
Gary Really Likes BeyBlades
Like a true patriot, Gary Johnson fights the Globalists using his sick BeyBlade skillz. Using his powerful Valtryek Gary shows no mercy...
Confession: I Don't Actually Know What Taxes Are...
It's time I came clean, America. For too long I've remained silent about my shortcomings as a journalist. As a reporter, you readers...
BREAKING NEWS: Taxes still exist.
Early this morning, our nation was struck with tragedy as it was discovered that taxes were indeed, still a thing that exists. "This...
