BREAKING NEWS: Taxes still exist.
Early this morning, our nation was struck with tragedy as it was discovered that taxes were indeed, still a thing that exists.
"This morning when I woke up I went to check to see if we still had to pay taxes, like I always do." Recounted Brendina Slimens, stay at home mother and mommy blogger. "The moment I saw that we still had to pay for roads and stuff, I lost all will to live. I don't know how I can still go on like this."
Truly, this is a dark day in our nations history, which had previously been spotless and perfect beyond measure.
