BREAKING NEWS: Taxes still exist.
- Brock Schmitz
- Jan 10, 2018
- 1 min read
Early this morning, our nation was struck with tragedy as it was discovered that taxes were indeed, still a thing that exists.
"This morning when I woke up I went to check to see if we still had to pay taxes, like I always do." Recounted Brendina Slimens, stay at home mother and mommy blogger. "The moment I saw that we still had to pay for roads and stuff, I lost all will to live. I don't know how I can still go on like this."
Truly, this is a dark day in our nations history, which had previously been spotless and perfect beyond measure.
Recent Posts
See AllIn these uncertain times, we all have one thing on our minds: what's Gary up to? And how are his chances looking in the upcoming...
It's time to get scared people. If recent leaks are to be trusted, we may be facing the single greatest threat to our personal...
