Apparently You Still Have to Pay Taxes Even if You Don't Believe in Them

This is bullshit, the IRS is auditing me over "tax fraud". The Libtard Globalists at the IRS claim that you have to pay taxes even if you don't believe in taxation. What kind of fascist ideology are they trying to force upon us? Gary Johnson clearly stated that "taxation is theft" and to "never give those bureaucratic trolls a penny". And now I'm being punished for doing what's right.

It's not like I've already suffered for my dogmatic devotion to Gary. I've been banned from 6 Waffle Houses, fired from 4 jobs, divorced twice, and lost the love and respect of 7.5 of my kids, over my "nonsensical following of Gary Johnson" (Joan Ex-wife 2).

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