Breakthrough: Area Man Deciphers "Texas" Just an Anagram for "Taxes"
- Brock Schmitz
- Nov 30, 2018
- 1 min read
Holy shit guys, this is insane.
Last weekend, Chumb McGrumb, a longtime local of Nampa, Idaho, made a bold discovery that has Washington politicians reeling and Burger King drive-thru employees more or less unfazed.
If his research is correct, it would prove the widespread rumor regarding Texas's connection to taxation, AKA "The government's bony, gross looking pinkies".
This. Is. Huge.
The public's response was best summed up by a cashier at Costco who said "Sir if you don't have any purchases you need to get out of the way."
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