Gary and Jeb are Stockpiling WarHeads
- Matt Boston
- Mar 8, 2018
- 1 min read
In a Shocking turn of events, US intelligence agencies have confirmed that Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush are secretly stockpiling WarHeads. Reports suggest our boys are purchasing large quantities of WarHeads.
In an exclusive interview with an NSA agent we were told, "They have tons of those sick cats. Everyday they spend millions of dollars on WarHeads. They are keeping them inside Gary's Mom's garage. Most of their purchases stem from either Walmart or Iran."
With Gary and Jeb stockpiling WarHeads who knows what could happen.
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