A Concerning Trend: Gary's Fake Heart Attacks Down 26% Since Election Day
Bad news America, according to recent figures, Gary's been having fewer fake cardiac arrests than ever. Some doctors speculate that this...
Gary and Jeb are Sieging a Bass Pro Shop
The sounds of trebuchets (the superior siege weapon) echoed all around a local Bass Pro Shop. Outside the store around 28 LARPers and 3...
Gary and Jeb are Investing in Studs
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush are shaking up the crypto market. These titans of industry are introducing their own crypto... Lego studs. They...
Gary and Jeb Love Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush love to eat Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks. On average Gary and Jeb buy around 30 boxes of Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks a...
Gary and Jeb Trade Pogs
World-renowned besties Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush love trading Pogs. Their favorite trading spot is right outside a local kindergarten....
Gary and Jeb had a Sleepover
On Saturday Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush had a sleepover at Gary's mom's house. "We've been planning this ever since the election" Jeb said...
Oh Shoot Gary is Stuck in Minecraft
While savoring the crisp, cool taste of Mr. Pibb an unexpected accident happen. Gary spilled some Mr. Pibb on his Acer laptop. The...
Is Gary Johnson the Muffin Man?
On Sunday hundreds of residents of Spokane Washington reported finding muffins in their mailboxes. After a ten minute Bing search our...
Alexa Said No
Alexa said no.... #sheep #alexa #amazon #gary #socks #love
Is Gary Johnson in Love with Alexa?
Gary Johnson made a monumental announcement at his house on Sunday. With a bottle of rosé wine and rose petals covering the floor Gary,...
