Gary Johnson Pledges to Uncover Who Killed Captain Alex
After watching the fantastic movie "Who Killed Captain Alex" Gary was left with one pressing question. Who Killed Captain Alex? Gary...
Gray's Wild Day
Gary Johnson woke up and begins to start his morning routine. He starts off by calling his bestie Jeb Bush using his phone. Gary keeps...
Oh Shoot Gary is Stuck in Minecraft
While savoring the crisp, cool taste of Mr. Pibb an unexpected accident happen. Gary spilled some Mr. Pibb on his Acer laptop. The...
Is Gary Johnson in Love with Alexa?
Gary Johnson made a monumental announcement at his house on Sunday. With a bottle of rosé wine and rose petals covering the floor Gary,...
BREAKING NEWS: Taxes still exist.
Early this morning, our nation was struck with tragedy as it was discovered that taxes were indeed, still a thing that exists. "This...
