Move Over Jeb Gary Johnson has a New Best Friend

In a shocking turn of events Gary Johnson has left Jeb Bush for a cooler friend, Kanye West. Gary and Kanye first met while both men were being kicked out of a library. Both men immediately felt a connection. Unlike Kanye and Trump's dragon energy Gary and Kanye have a much more powerful energy... Sheep Energy. Gary and Kanye have pledged to do "a bunch of cool stuff that Jeb would never do; like swimming without a shirt on" (Gary Johnson). Sucks to be Jeb.