Breaking Barriers: Gary Leaves Women Behind and Chooses to Marry an Off-Road Bicycle
Gary Johnson has once again made history by shattering the status quo. His target this time? The government's stringent, regressive policy regarding what is and isn't "marriage".
"After years of being on the market, I realized that it was no ordinary market, it was a FREE Market! And that means no pencil-pushers in Washington are gonna stop me from marrying whoever, or whatever I want!" declared Gary, mid-ceremony.
