Guys, Gary Doesn't Understand what a Bird is

While eating with the boys at Dennis Chavez Elementary School, Gary Johnson revealed an interesting fact about himself. The boys started to say what their favorite bird were; then Gary made an interesting statement. Gary said, "My favorite bird is the hippopotamus." This lead to a heated debate where or not a hippo is a bird; during which, Gary may or may not have "punched" Don in the face.

Don's father Ken Keys released a statement stating, "I'm just confused why a 66 year old man was eating lunch with my son." In an interesting turn of events Mr. Keys said that Gary had earned his vote despite the fact Gary punched his son in the face. Mr. Keys said, "Gary showed me that the government is so evil that they don't stop grown men from assaulting children at school . That is why from this day forward I will vote for Gary to tear down this villainous institution."