BREAKING NEWS: Gary Lost His Keys.
In a recent turn of events, Gary appears to have misplaced his car keys.
"I swear I just had them..." claimed Gary, according to eyewitnesses. Thus far, the keys remain at large. However, Gary refuses to give up hope.
""I checked between the couch cushions, the table, the counter... Where else could they be?", uttered a confused Gary.
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