Uplifting: Gary Johnson and Kanye West are Hiding in Waffle House Garbage Dumpster

On Wednesday night a local Waffle House waitress made an amazing discovery. As she took out the trash she found Gary Johnson and Kanye West in the dumpster. "I was quite shocked, we are use to Gary's antics but he's never done this" said the waitress. It turns out that Gary and Kanye were chilling in the dumpster perfecting their new mixtape Untaxed Sheep.

Gary was quote as saying, "Kanye and I wanted our mixtape to have a raw sound, and the Waffle House dumpster had the perfect mixture acoustics and waffles." Gary and Kanye have not stated when the tape will drop, but our brave reporters at Tax Free Sheep News will be the first to know.