Libraries: Who's Pulling the Strings?
Libraries; We've all seen them, we've all met our local Library Wrangler, a few of us have even gone inside. But who's really running things? That's what one woman in Enid, Oklahoma wanted to find out, and she wasn't going to stop until she got answers.
Lindsene Brogles was just an ordinary mother of 5, taking her kids to the library for their weekly visit to the newspaper stand, where the kids could eat as much newspaper as they wished. After her children had their fill, Lindsene was struck with a sudden realization: "Who's really running things around here?".
The next two years of Lindsene's life were dogged by questions of who, what, and how was running this nation-wide book syndicate. Weeks of research, gallons of Herbalife tea, and loss of the custody of two of her kids later, Lindsene finally had a lead: a Wikipedia article titled "Public Libraries". It was here that she discovered a terrible truth, an evil that lives right under our noses. As she read, the truth began to sink in as the true scope of the corruption was realized. Any readers under 35 should stop reading here, for their own safety.
Libraries are run..... by the government.
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