BREAKING: Gary Recovering From Case of the 'Springbreakers'

Springbreakers, a serious post spring vacation virus, has caught Gary. The view last week was clear though. Gary on a beach. That was scene just last week when Gary was layed out with his feet up and can of his favorite low-cal diet soda 7 Up in his hands. After many months of traveling the country and raising awareness about the epidemic of government scandal, promoting a plan to put tweens back to work and teaming up with the one and only JEB! Bush, Gary had many thinking that he was set to become the first declared 2020 challenger for the presidency. Surprisingly however, Gary took a long deserved break by diving into what many of the young folk call "Spring Break."

At this point, it's unclear if Gary's best bud Jeb was there or if Gary happened to jam out with the locals. All we know is that Gary is exhaused and recovering at his Colorado ranch. We wouldn't be surprised to see him at a Waffle House tomorrow morning.