Gary's Solution to the Fork Vs. Spoon Conundrum

Many in our society believe politics are the most divisive force that splits our society and causes conflict left and right. While this is partly true, it is undeniable that there is a far more divisive and polarizing conflict in our society. A conflict that destroys friendships. Crumbles sanity. Obliterates reason. A conflict that many have (maybe) die for. The conflict? Forks Vs. Spoons while eating mac & cheese.

While the battles rage on throughout the United States and the world, Gary has delivered a solution that transcends the options previously considered. Sporks.

In a recent interview, Gary was asked about this conundrum, and delivered this statement: "I understand this conflict and the implications it has on the socioeconomic instability of southeast oceanic states, yet I offer a new solution. SPORKS!"

Ladies and gents, this is why we need Gary as president. He is a man who not only thinks outside the box, he makes a new box. This is the kind of man we need as presient.