Inspiring: Gary Supporters Bravely Defend Their Home From Socialist Firefighters

For too long, the authoritarian regime of firefighters has loomed over the people of this country. Their oppressive reign has held this nation hostage, always repressing our right to burn our own homes.

In an act of defiance that would make Guy Fawkes weep, one household of Gary supporters in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania has taken a stand.

After their house was set ablaze earlier this week, the Beedler family was acutely aware of who were on their way.

"We knew they was comin', and we wasn't gonna let em infringe on our rights!" stated the one of the homeowners.

When firefighters arrived, the Beedler family valiantly protected the smoldering rubble of what was once their home. Even when the police attempted to remove the family from the property, they escaped capture by thrashing wildly and screaming.

"If I was to sum it all up wit' one sentence, I'd say this: the moon ain't real." reported Mr. Beedler.