Enthralling: Gary Johnson only Eats the O's in Alphabet Soup

While at his local PF Changs Gary made a statement.

"I only eat the o's in alphabet soup. I don't eat the a's cause they look like albatrosses and as we all know albatrosses are a part of the Globalist regime. B's look like Boris Yeltsin and I don't mess around with Commies. I will not eat c's since they look like broken o's..."

Gary spent the next three hours explaining the reason he wouldn't eat any letter other than o. He had a notebook filled with the reasons. It was like he was planing to do this.