Confirmed: Gary's Favorite Sport is "Definitely" Laser Tag
Recently there was a viral photo of Gary stealthily exiting one of the premier laser tag arenas in New Mexico, and the world didn't know what to think. We here at Tax Free Sheep took action, and investigated further. During one of our usual Waffle House interviews, we brought up the topic of this recent viral photo, and we were given a beautiful insight into Gary's personal life.
In response to our questions, Gary simply replied by saying laster tag is "definitely" his favorite sport. As we pressed further, we discovered that Gary has, in fact, been the captain of an elite laser tag team for the past twelve years. We could hear the passion in his voice, and his excitement to finally share this information with someone was apparent (in fact, he did a lap around the parking lot before continuing the interview). Gary's team is called Team Liberty, and its logo is a soaring eagle holding a laser tag gun and a sword.
Ever since the teams conception, it has won in every tournament it has taken part in, which can undoubtedly be attributed to the leadership of Gary. As Gary so eloquently puts it, he loves to "wreck house" on the weekends with the boys. We look foreword to keeping up with Gary's sporting career has he continues to lead his team to victory.
