Poetic: Gary Bestows Knighthood Upon Daytime Manager at Waffle House

After being fed 8 and 3/8th waffles at his local Waffle House Gary Johnson bestowed knighthood to the daytime manager.

We reach out to the manager for comment on his high honor. He told us, "Uhh I don't... He just walked in and told us to bring him 8 and 3/8th waffles. Then he demanded that I feed him the waffles. He wouldn't eat the waffle if I didn't say here comes the privatized healthcare. Once he finished all the waffles he took out a butter knife tapped to a tire iron and knighted me. I don't know what to think. Listen I'm just trying to pay for college here."

Thank you Gary.