Johnson: I Ordered Fries, Was Given A Cookie Instead

During his annual visit to Subway, Gary Johnson ordered his favorite six inch footlong along with a side of fries. However, Gary– along with anyone who has a true American heart– was shocked to see that instead of fries Gary received a cookie with his six in footlong, along with a note falsely claiming that "a six inch footlong is mathematically impossible." Gary condemned this in a recent press release saying "I can deal with the gross food, poor service, lack of enthusiasm by employees, and even the obscene prices of Subway; however, I cannot idly sit by as these 'sandwich artists' think that they can give out cookies instead of my french fries!"